Yoshi: Pranker Extrodinare
One day, Yoshi was taking one of his daily walks when he found a shop on the corner of a street. He had
never seen the shop before, so he decided to drop in. When he got in, he saw a bunch of crazy props! Then he realized; it
was a prank shop! Yoshi looked around some more. He wanted to buy some stuff, but he forgot his money at home. He started
walking home when he came across 500 blue coins! He hastily dissappeared back into the shop. Soon after Yoshi dissappeared,
a guy in a bed sheet appeared outside. "Where did I drop it?" Yoshi reappeared with countless gizmos, gag items, and other
props. Yoshi started his prank marathon with a whoopie cushion. He went to the Dinosaur Cafe. All you heard were giggles and
fart noises! The guy in the bed sheet was starting to suspect Yoshi for having enough money to buy all that stuff! So he followed
him untill they came to Yoshi's house. Yoshi turned on the light. He then saw him. They both pulled out freeze guns and fired!
The bullets collided with a lound crash. Yoshi picked up a barf ball and threw it at
the other guy. The other guy, not knowing it was fake, shook terribly with disgust. But he soon pulled out
a bob-omb and threw it at Yoshi.
Yoshi was able to toss it back. It exploded sending bed sheet guy into the sky! Yoshi was also thrown into
the air!
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Part
2
Yoshi awoke to find himself and the bed sheet jerk stranded on the moon! Yoshi took out a huge jetpack he
had bought and started to get away when the guy in the bed sheet threw a giant muffin at Yoshi!
Yoshi threw himself higher to avoid the muffin. The jetpack's flame toasted the muffin. Yoshi caught it,
took a bite, and said,"Thank you!"
Left on the moon alone, bed sheet freak screamed," I still have my freeze gun! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Koopa Kid's Rage!
Koopa Kid was just eating his Koopa Krisp cereal when he spotted something on the back of the box. It said
"Mail in 1,000 proofs of purchase coupons for a special prize!" "Hmmmm....," He thought.
"Maybe I can destroy the Mario Bros. with this prize." So he ate box after box of Koopa Krisp
cereal. He ate about 4 boxes of cereal each day! 1 Year and 100 pounds later, he finally gains his 1,000th proof of purchase
coupon and mails them in a huge box! He waited for numerous weeks until a box came. He opened it hastily. But all he
got was bubble gum. "What the HECK! I oughta raid the Mushroom Kingdom!" His dad, Bowser overheard him and said,"Well
it's about time my son! Koopalings! We're going to the Mushroom Kingdom! Gwahahahahahahahahah!"
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Part 2
At last they arrived. They started their raid by blowing up the buildings, burning the flowers, and scaring
the citizens. That's when Toadsworth came out of his house and said, "I say, what's all this racket, now?" He saw Bowser
and ran to Mario's house. He was just dozing off. "Master Mario, Bowser has retured!" Mario woke up with a yawn and a big
stretch. "AGAIN," He moaned, "Why does he always sit on his toilet then randomly decide to attack knowing I could
whup his butt any day?" "Havin' a little chit-chat sissies!" Bowser came roaring down the street
breaking many cars toward Mario and Toadsworth! Toadsworth screamed, "Please! I've never had a girlfriend, a car, or a house
that costs more than 50 cents! Spare me!
I'll even become a cheerleader if you let me go! I'll clean your castle, eat left-overs, cook dinner, clean
the gutters, shamper the carpets, change the oil in the car, clean my room, balance the checkbook, and water the ficas!" Bowser:
sold to the lady with the ficas!
Toadsworth: Okay, 2 things; 1. I'm not a lady and 2. Where's my pringles? Mario: what's a ficas? Bowser
was fooled yet again by them. Koopa Kid got angry at this and blew fire at Mario. He ducked, just in time. When Koopa Kid
was draged home, he threw a fit at the Koopalings. "How could you just let him get away like That!" That's when Ludwig said:
"I'd like to see what'd happen to you if you threw a fit at king dad."
"Uhh........... you got a good point there, bub."
"He would probably toss all of us across the universe." Then Roy said, "Well he has been acting.............off."
"True," said Lemmy. They all filled the room with relentless talking. Soon, each Koopaling gained an evil smile, one by one.
------coming soon: Koopaling Power!--------------------------------------------
Koopaling Power!
The next day, the koopalings ate their breakfast with more yakkity yakking. They all fell silent when their
dad came in though. When he left the kitchen, it was booming with noise again. As soon as they all finished, they lied and
said, "Bye dad! We're going to torchure the mushroom kingdom hostages," to Bowser. They all went out the door and started
building robots! Iggy's had a spinning spike and a machine gun. Morton's had a huge spiky shell with overwhelming weight.
Lemmy's had a huge spiked ball and a smaller robot-version of himself on top of it. Ludwig's had a giant pencil. Roy's had
2 giant fists and a grenade-launcher. Wendy's shot spiked koopa shells. And Larry's Had a flame-thrower and a laser. Then,
all 7 of them went into the castle again and said, "Koopalings, unite!" They all became one HUGE robot and destroyed nearly
the whole castle! Bowser came in and screamed, "WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING!?!?"
He beat down the giant robot with a flick of his finger. "Waaaa!!!" They all screamed. "Sorry King dad,
we just thought...
"YOU WEREN'T THINKING ANYTHING IF YOU JUST DESTROYED YOUR OWN HOME!!! YOU'RE ALL GROUNDED FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIVES! Each of them marched up to their rooms. It didn't really matter if they were grounded or not,
considering the fact that they destroyed EVERYTHING, and that includes the Game Cube and the T.V.
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Yoshi's Final Exams
"Uhhhhhhhhh........... I hate final exams!" yelled Yoshi at his desk. "They are a way of teachers saying:
hahaha! You never learn anything, so I have to throw these tests at you untill you DIE!!!" Birdo responds to this by saying,
"I agree. We should sue them!" "Nah..." said Yoshi, "We'll probably lose the case. This is our last day of school anyways."
"True. Let's get this last day over with then, shall we?" All the students received booklets. The teacher,
Mrs.Jolene, said, "Please open your booklets to the first page. You are going to write about how..." Yoshi had dozed off.
In his dream, he was being chased by a giant test!
"Mr. Yoshi! I preffer you sleep earlier. Or lay off those high-sugar fruits before you go to bed." Everyone
in the class, eccept Birdo laughed. Yoshi's face turned from green to yellow, to orange, then bright red. He had lost it.
He grabbed his test, ate it, layed an egg, and threw it at Mrs. Jolene. This time, the whole entire class laughed as papery
yolk spit all over her. "That's it you jerks! Say hello to eternal detension!!!" She hit a button that caused all chairs to
flip over, sending the students to a dark chasm below! Mrs. Jolene jumped into the pit as well and yelled, "YOU IDIOTS!!!
IT WAS ME, CACKLETTA, ALL ALONG. AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!"
And with this, they all started beating her up! Goombario and Goombella headbonked her eyes untill they
were swollen shut. Kooper and Koops gave her countless bruises. Parrakary kicked Cackletta's face. Flurrie squished
Cackletta. Bow slapped the stuffing out of the witch, while Yoshi kid bit off her left arm. Watt electricuted her. Vivian
burned Cackletta's right arm off. Sushi squirted a hole through that evil copycat. Lakilester got a spike jammed in her
mouth. And Bobbery finished her off by blowing her to a gazillion pieces that wouldn't shutup. "I'll get you crazy kids for
this!"
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